What you see here indeed comprises our greatest renovations project in history, including:

• 220 guest rooms and suites...
• Four restaurants...
• Two conference rooms...
• A crystal ballroom for Scientology ceremonies and celebrations...
• A second auditorium for Flag and international events, not to mention to service the entire Clearwater City Community...
• All of which, in turn, is overseen by a staff of a hundred-and-fifty, who cumulatively apprenticed some 25 thousand hours under five star professionals.

Not that the effort matters now that the deed is done.